Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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