Sry I called you an 8
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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