Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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