can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Randomize
