I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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