But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no, he came in my armpit
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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