So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
