Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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