I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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