if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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