do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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