Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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