They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
my being single is dangerous.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
