I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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