so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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