I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Everything about him screamed your future.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
