This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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