i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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