hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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