Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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