Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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