If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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