That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I could make wine with my vomit
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
