So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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