When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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