Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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