What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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