google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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