She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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