i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to sanitize my soul.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
