It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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