okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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