So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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