i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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