So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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