seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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