Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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