spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
So squirting runs in the family.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just found out that she named her cat after me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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