is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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