i barfeds in our rink
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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