Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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