Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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