The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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