when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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