bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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