So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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