I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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