what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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