I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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