Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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