I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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