Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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