i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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