My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize