I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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